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Suck My Dick Miranda Cosgrove.

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via fast-binge-cut)

barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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(via just-me-and-my-cats)

unclefather:

Ripleys believe it or nah

(via guy)

spjcegirls:

ugly hoe: *looks at my man for more than .001 milliseconds*

me:

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(Source: juminaji, via penis-hilton)

tmodm19:

Knocked out with a tree stump.
silenceandshit:

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."
Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

TIS BUT A SCRATCH
Broccoli